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COMMISSION THE CAPTAIN
Hi folks!
So I recently realized that I’m dramatically short on cash, despite working nearly 40 hours a week on top of my university classes, and because of that I have opened up commissions for my writing and editing skills!
What I’ll do:
Writing: Anything. Any fandom, or any original characters. Any pairing/s, or general. Any prompt, setting, world. Prose, academic, online magazine articles. Basically, if you want it written, I will write it. If I don’t know about the fandom/world/pairings you want me to write about, I will let you know and do independent research to provide you with the best quality I can.
Editing: Again, I will edit anything you wish to send. This includes – grammar and spelling, sentence structure, layout, referencing checks, etc. This includes anything from your general, run of the mill fic to your honours English essay that’s due in 12 hours (please note: Projects will be filled in the order that they are received. If your essay is due in 12 hours, there is no guarantee I will get to it on time. If you NEED something within a 24 hour period, and it is urgent, it will be made a priority and a custom price will be negotiated for speed fills, but I am only one person and I do have outside commitments.)
What I won’t do:
Your homework. Don’t think you can fool me, I’ll know if you send me your essay topics. I have a wonderful essay writing guide that you can use to help write your essays, and you can always send it to me after to be edited.
What things cost:
Writing: I charge $1(AU) for 100 words across all things. To keep things fair, I charge the same rate, regardless of what I’m writing.
Editing: I charge $1.50(AU) for 100 words across all things. Again, to keep things fair I charge the same rate regardless of what I’m editing.
Payment can be made through Paypal. Payments are to be made in advance, or through split payments (half before writing/editing has begun and half when completed, received and approved.)
What you get:
You get what you pay for.
If you pay for a piece of writing, you will be privately provided with the piece of writing that you requested. At your discretion, that writing can be made available for public consumption, but without your permission, the writing that you pay for will not be viewed by anyone except you and myself.
If you pay for something to be edited, you will be privately provided with both the edited version of your work and a version with track changes so that you can see each individual edit that was made.
Remember, this is a business transaction. If you are unhappy with what you have purchased, please contact me immediately for either a refund or for your piece of work to be redone.
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Okay so the wedding is in April, he’ll build our house because he’s a carpentry student and yes, I expect presents.I’m pretty sure I just got engaged to a Brit living in NZ stand by for details
firestorm89 asked: So if Peter did join the family business, would you two be constantly watching over him every time he went on patrol? P.S. Talia back the flippn' waffle off!
Of course we wouldn’t be constantly watching him, he’d have to learn.
Yeah, the trackers we put on him would be constantly watching.
ss-penguin asked: If Peter ever does get interested in the family business do you think he would be the next Red Hood or Red Robin? Or do you guys think that he would make his own identity?
Jason doesn’t want him taking after the Hood. If he was Red Robin it wouldn’t be bad but I think he would probably make up his own identity.
I wanted to be artistic, okay?
Close-ups are my thing.
ss-penguin asked: Does Peter have a favorite toy?
Duck at bath times.
Otherwise he carries this teddy with him everywhere. Damian made it. MADE it. Like sat down one evening and freaking sewed a teddy bear. It has little gold stitching in Arabic on it, one arm say’s “family” the other says “brother” and it says “Peter” on the back.
It looks expensive and professional and is REALLY soft. I didn’t know Damian could do that, but Peter seems to know it’s special. He takes it with him all the time.
We’ve jokingly started calling it Rory.
ss-penguin asked: Tim love your last response to Talia. Show that old hag with daddy issues who Peter's true mama is.
Thank you, I will.
reshee-deactivated20120216 asked: Why wasn't Peter good enough for her? Too cute? :P
Too good — it must have burned her to see something so pure, what with her being a soulless evil witch and all.
How poetic. Like a fairy tale.
You shouldn’t have brought that damn fairy tale book for Peter, they get stuck in my head.
